The mental outpourings and general happenings of an awesome and super hot guy from Canberra!

As far as writing for abstract and violent expression goes, breaking the limbs of starved third-world children is highly satisfying. The look on the kid's face as he realised that the bone in his shin had actually torn through the skin in his leg is an image that will put me to sleepw ith sweet dreams for the rest of my life.

As far as bored and tired goes though, I'd rate myself a jack-of-it-all out of 10. But anyway, I was rockin' out with this squirrel and a few of his mates, we were playing Guitar Heroes. Pretty sweet game. A few of these racoon ladies came 'round to the squirells house and invited us all to a party. The whole woodland community would be there so I decided to go. I didn't fit in too well at first, but then I found the bears. Seriously sick bastards. They were tallying up their points from last season. I don't remember exactly what the scoring mode was but it had a lot to do with snaring people int heir own steel traps and the like.

In the end it was a good night, I took home this badger babe. Damn, badgers man. So wild.

When I woke up I found that I was actually at the beaver's place. Which was weird, seeing as I remembered going to sleep with the badger girl. It is a pretty ncie house, I tell ya. If you ever have the chance to go and visit it then I heartily recommend it. It may be a good idea to introduce yourself first, especially seeing as they can be hostile towards strangers. But a few beers in and you'll be their best mate.

Don't remember what my point was, but anyway. Had a mad night. Pretty sleepy, take care all.

*Update*

I have to remember to post about The Knights of the Totally Awesome and Happy-Making Friendly Time. Someone remind me, please.